Gay humour
A bit of humour… Photos, cartoons, jokes , etc..
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(The joke is perhaps funnier in French because a blowjob is called une pipe = a pipe)
Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one remained behind before joining them. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, “My son is a home builder and he’s so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free.”
The second man said, “My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He’s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs.”
The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, “My son is a stock broker and he’s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio.”
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes. The first man mentioned, “We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?” The fourth man replied, “Well, you know my son is gay, and although I’m not totally thrilled about it, his last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio.”
A guy is on holiday in a nudist camp for the first time. The attendant explains him he must take his clothes off and for the rest, he’ll just have to read the posters placed where necessary.
The guy settles in a cabin and decides to go to the beach. While walking down there, he sees a large poster. It says “ Mind your ass” The guy thinks it’s a joke, goes on walking, sees a second panel, placed one meter above the ground, which also says “Mind your ass”. Further on, a very small panel, just at ground level. There’s something written but it’s so small that he has to bend down to try and read.
At this very moment, he feels a presence behind him and immediately after pain in the ass. He can now read: “Sorry, but you’ve been warned twice.”*
Here is another that I like a lot
Did you hear about the two fags who had an argument in a gay bar?
They went outside and exchanged blows!
I love bananas… everykind of them
A dumb twink (blond, of course, since blond boys and girls are supposed to be dumb!) goes to the counter of a drug store and asks the clerk, “What can I do to get rid of my boyfriend’s dandruff?”
“Simple,” replies the clerk, “give him some Head & Shoulders.”
The twink raises an eyebrow : ” Give head, ok, I can do that, but how do you give shoulders?”
* How do you prevent homos from getting AIDS?
Tell ‘em to sit down and keep their mouth shut.
* Why was the gay embarrassed when he was caught blowing the well-hung black delivery boy?
Because he was caught with a foot in his mouth.
* What did the mother say to her midget artist son after she found out he had AIDS?
You are Too Loose, Lautrec.
Two homos were on a sunny beach.
The first one said, “Shall I put the umbrella up?”
“Yes,” replied the second homo, “But don’t open it, I’m a bit sore!”
Two really sick gay ones are visiting the zoo, when they find themselves at the gorilla cage.
The gorilla’s sitting there with a huge erection… Unable to contain himself the first gay reaches inside the cage and tries to touch the huge cock.
As soon as the arm goes into the cage the gorilla grabs him, takes him into the cage, slams him on the floor and fucks him senseless.
A few days later in hospital the fag’s boyfriend visits him and says, “Does it hurt?”
“Hurt? Hurt?” cries out the raped one, “Of course it hurts. He hasn’t phoned and he hasn’t written.!”
Contributed by Star
November 26th, 2009 at 20:11 -
brilliant J-C where do you get your jokes from -?